1. “Short Skirt/Long Jacket”
You can go ahead and use your imagination to what “smooth liquidation” or “good dividends” means, but after imagining meeting a hot girl in line for the bank, we are pretty sure we are all on the same page:
I want a girl with the smooth liquidation, (smooth liquidation!)/I want a girl with good dividends, (good dividends!)/At Citibank we will meet accidentally, (meet accidentally!)/We start to talk when she borrows my pen.
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